Curiosity has got the better of me...there is a common theme throughout Ted's misdemeanors - the victimisation of squirrel-kind...oh but why...?? lovelovelovelovelovelove Ted by the way.

Hello Kat,

Thanks for the comments!

The truth behind Ted's secret squirrel vendetta is based on my real life hatred for one particular squirrel, who makes a point of standing on the branches of a tree just outside my window at work. I despise this squirrel. He flaunts his freedom while I'm chained to my desk. The little Bastard.

Another interesting note is that in reality, squirrels and gerbils are fairly close in relative size...which means that technically, Ted is about eight times bigger than a regular Gerbil...

...Yikes

-J